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laurencatherineb:

-makemesmile:

i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and

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i have concluded that Ken is a psychopath 

That’s a date every single day for almost 12 years.

http://sexymedic.tumblr.com/post/26812068423/i-was-looking-at-kens-wall-on-barbie-com-and

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

http://warteeth.tumblr.com/post/33575141976/does-anyone-else-convert-oxygen-into-carbon

doctorsassypantsonfire:

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

So fuckin satisfied with this plot twist.

http://captainlucifer.tumblr.com/post/76384976566/if-a-guy-friend-that-youre-romantically

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

http://narwhal-noir.tumblr.com/post/82868571011/i-took-my-girlfriend-to-an-improv-show-the-other

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

http://guopei.tumblr.com/post/69932099806/accidentally-calls-a-teacher-bae
When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people.

-- Abraham Joshua Heschel (via likeafieldmouse)

http://likeafieldmouse.com/post/54982514346/when-i-was-young-i-used-to-admire-intelligent
You were made to be kissed, often and well.

-- George R.R. Martin  (via rizelita)

http://kitty-en-classe.tumblr.com/post/48223104938/you-were-made-to-be-kissed-often-and-well

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

http://damnhowell.tumblr.com/post/45794748271/so-this-girl-at-my-school-was-mad-at-me-so-on

siminiblocker:

New Goodreads illustration!  I enjoyed working with the limited palette, and always love painting books. Thanks Jade Change for the direction!

There is supposedly a downloadable poster version they’ll be releasing as well, so keep and eye on their site, if you’re a teacher or librarian or someone who likes books. 

Also, Happy National Library Week!

Oh I love libraries. 

http://siminiblocker.tumblr.com/post/82841762048/new-goodreads-illustration-i-enjoyed-working
http://mermaidtittiezzz.tumblr.com/post/59588781327

sadboyshotta:

get rich or cry tryin

http://sadboyshotta.tumblr.com/post/67773667583

19th & 20th century tiaras

http://buonfresco.tumblr.com/post/80263560525/19th-20th-century-tiaras
http://mycolddayinthesun.tumblr.com/post/59551396299

thirstiest:

*enters school talent show with blogging skills*

http://corgi.tk/post/63759188631/enters-school-talent-show-with-blogging-skills

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

http://castielsteenwolf.tumblr.com/post/51526516143/im-crying-so-hard-beacuse-i-went-to-go-delete-my